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Touch Eyeballs to Screen for Cheap Laser Surgery!
Created on 2002-08-26 13:41:10 (#682532), last updated 2005-05-03
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Basic Info| Name: | Shay |
|---|---|
| Birthdate: | 04-09 |
| Location: | New Jersey, United States |
Bioin hypnovision
as seen on tv
presented in B.C. {Brain Control} where available
Featuring GRATUITOUS ALIEN NUDITY
LOADING....
PRESENTED IN DOUBLE-VISION WHERE DRUNK
Mr. Bender's Wardrobe by ROBOTANY 500
Condemned by the Space Pope
Filmed on Location
Transmitido en Martian en SAP
PROUDLY MADE ON EARTH
[LIVE] FROM OMICRON PERSEI 8
MADE FROM MEAT BY-PRODUCTS
NOT Y3K COMPILANT
FROM THE MAKERS OF FUTURAMA
Based on a True Story
From the Network that brought you "The Simpsons"
THE SHOW THAT WACHES BACK
Not Based on the Novel by James Fenimore Cooper
Nominated for Three Glemmys
This Episode has been modified to fit your Primitive Screen
Coming Soon To An Illegal DVD
As Foretold by Nostradamus
A Stern Warning of things to Come
SIMULTCAST ON CRAZY PEOPLE'S FEELINGS
LARVA-TESTED PUPA-APPROVED
FOR EXTERNAL USE ONLY
Painstakingly drawn before a live audience
Touch eyeballs to screen for cheap Laser Surgery
Smeel-o-Vision users insert Nostril Tubes now
Not a Substitute for Human Interaction
Secreted by the Comedy Bee
IF NOT ENTERTAINING WRITE YOUR CONGRESSMAN
THIS EPISODE PERFORMED ENTIRELY BY SOCK PUPPETS
BROADCAST SIMULTANEOUSLY ONE YEAR IN FUTURE
Now With Chucklein
TORN FROM TOMORROW'S HEADLINES
80% Entertainment By Volume
deciphered from crop circles up
please rise for the futurama theme song up
KRAFTED WITH LUV - By Monsters
Bender's Humor by Microsoft Joke
Disclaimer: Any Resemblance to actual Robots would be really cool
FEDERAL LAW PROHIBITS CHANGING HE CHANNEL
FOR PROPER VIEWING TAKE RED PILL NOW
No Humans were probed in the Making of this Episode
SCRATCH HERE TO REVEAL PRIZE
PSST... BIG PARTY AT YOUR HOUSE AFTER THE SHOW!
Hey TiVo! Suggest This!
FUN FOR THE WHOLE FAMILY EXCEPT GRANDMA AND GRANDPA
PLEASE TURN OFF ALL CELL PHONES AND TRICORDERS
LOVE IT OR SHOVE IT
IF ACCIDENTALLY WATCHED, INDUCE VOMITING
WHERE NO FAN HAS GONE BEFORE
KNOWN TO CAUSE INSANITY IN LABORATORY RATS
NOT AFFILIATED WITH FUTURAMA BRASS KNUCKLE CO.
Any Resemblance to actual Robots would be really cool
OR IS IT?
BIGFOOT'S CHOICE
Soon to be a major religion
NOW INTERACTIVE! Joystick controls Fry's left ear
Dancing Space Potatoes? You Bet!
A by-product of the TV industry
BEATS A HARD KICK IN THE FACE
VOTED "BEST"
THANKS FOR WATCHING, FUTURAMA SLAVE ARMY!
Too Hot for Radio
You can't prove it won't happen
Controlling you through a chip in your butt since 1999
See you on some other channel
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